Or rather, he's been making variations of the same movie.

..wha?

may a venemous snake slither into your sandwhich.

BOOBS!
YEA!

No. You were just confused.. I have you know.. just relax, be calm. Your going to hear a series of sounds and I want you to repeat them to me.. blue. horizontal. brick oven. Dr. Plutonium. There, rest easy. I will be back momentarily with your evening meal. Get some rest.

..But seriously
This is a lame idea right? I think it's pretty redundant.

Funny like a clown? Like he amuses us?

I just laughed so hard I shot a doughnut out of my nose.

I've been in my fair share of kiddy porn, as well as schemes, though they were unrelated.. at the time.

And I am going to kill you.

Yea, good job STUPID!

The box! The box!

I just pretend Opposing Force never happened, I loved the new enemies and weapons but hated the story.. really can't remember why anymore..

Well, they're working on something.. I have a sneaking suspicion they're trying to do something bigger with this one, which I'm up for because this episodic bullshit isn't panning out the way it was supposed to.. If I have to wait another 5 years for a six hour expansion I'm going to be pissed.

All this talk ot holographic love interests reminds me of Ender's relationship with Jane in Speaker for the Dead.

Halo is and always has been about it's gameplay. The story sucks. If I wanted a cool story I would play System Shock 2 or Half-Life or something. I heard this Halo is the best in terms of features and gameplay, so BAM! If you like Halo I'm sure you've already bought it. Me? I will go play the far more frustrating and…

And I looked, and he opened the sixth seal, and behold, there was a great earthquake. And the sun became as black as sack cloth, and the moon became as blood.

His name was David and they kept him in a bag under the bed. At night they would take him out and smooth out his skin, which often bunched up like the furrows on ones brow. He would make soft fleshy sounds and would eventually open his eye, which glowed in the darkness of the room. Sometimes they would feed him…

Ham Sandwich

I just saw these guys live in Denton this past year at the NX-35 thing. Never heard of them before then, pretty fantastic.