Your mom of course.

My first run in with Aerosmith involved Robin Williams as a cross- dressing housekeeper. Ruined for life.

I want to placate your sister. In the ass.

Yes.

Nothing can ruin James Bond. He is like hydra.

Both Aronofsky and Cronenberg seem to share a penchant for removing ones nails in an uncomfortable way.

I had some cold tuna helper.

I have this strange sore that's constantly reforming beneath my right eye. I squeeze out the puss, it comes back a few days later. God, I hope it's nothing serious. I'm starting to get a little worried.