Every year I have a burning desire to go to Bumbershoot and if I go I'm like "why did I do this to myself?!?!!"

Even KanSass, the all female Kansas cover band was gone!

Bob Sageter And The How Rudes

Can I borrow a feeling?

"Actually, you care so little, that's really a picture of Asia."

They gave me tickets to Winger…and I did nothing.

I'm waiting for Seth Meyers to comment on this in an ineffectual yet still smug manner!

I know, just being snarky.

Because not all of us listen to morning radio?

Did anyone really think they were going to give tickets for "good" acts?

Your robot child will grow up to have a beautiful wedding!

Jimmy Carl Black disagreed!

Why Spotify? Why Apple Music? Why Now?

An Altogether Different Chinese Democracy

Oops…it got broken when things got rambunctious between us the other night.

DS69?

You is a wharwolf?

Their marriage is even more fucking annoying if you read any of the novels.

(gets thrown off bridge by invisible force)

Please tell me you said that in Balki's voice.