Plus, the concerts were designed so that NIN/Bowie would overlap. How did they know when to leave?
I will always be eternally grateful I got to see Bowie three times.

Four eyes…ALL SUCK!

"Oh! I don't know where to begin correcting you!"

She's the vaguely reptilian one.

FATHER! THE SPORTY HAS AWAKENED!!!!!!

Sad, lonely people who can't let go of the 90's will have someplace to go this weekend

Heh, more like the Spice GOLDEN Girls, AMIRITE?

I hope people realize that when they talk about how fragile the Earth is it's like begging aliens to come invade us.

"He said that ONE time in an interview and now that's all anyone says about him. It's bullshit."

Anakin Skywalker? More like hate all things sandy.

GIANT SIZED MAN-THING!

WANK!
TUG!
SPANK!
CUM!

It looks like I finally found…MRS. THE LEADER IS GREAT!

The ONLY way you might have got me to ever watch the Twilight movies is if they had somehow been able to cast Melanie Lynskey from 16 years ago as Bella.

Fun fact: I once visited an alternate universe where Hillbilly Shakespeare was Batman's greatest foe.

What about Gary Mitchell?
(eyes glow silver)
"Morals are for men. Not Gods…"

She's probably at work and Mel is being mean to her!

"HA! I'm totally nowhere near my car right now! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Laurie Anderson FTW

Yes, that's a list of most of the major cities in America all right…