Yeah, it ain't aging well…

IT COULDN'T HOIT!

Too fucking mean to die.

It's like living in space!

Shitter's full?

I'm guessing the contentious election coming up will also take a few people out.

An Ernest Christmas In Wales
(cover of DVD shows Ernest getting a massive shock from Christmas lights)

It definitely could be two things.

The baby looked at you?

Old Tay mare
She hain't
what she used to be
hain't what she used to be
hain't what she used to be

So did that guy starve to death in that room?

"IT'S A COOKBOT!"

"WE MADE YOOOOOU! WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF LOYALTY?!?!?!"

…yer momma?

Which is exactly what it was.

Yahweh

What th- who said they could do this?!?!

How 'bout the reptilians?

I can't upvote you because you referenced the Buffy comic.

"Great news Mrs. Clinton, after that spanking you're ahead in the polls!"
"Polls…?"