I would PAY Jon Hamm $100 to do exactly that to me!

I would PAY Jon Hamm $100 to do exactly that to me!

Baby, wanna mix my rhubarb with your your sweet strawberry pie…

Baby, wanna mix my rhubarb with your your sweet strawberry pie…

"Baby, would you eat that snack cracker
In your special outfit please?" - Southern Culture on the Skids

"Baby, would you eat that snack cracker
In your special outfit please?" - Southern Culture on the Skids

Is this the place I go for the caption contest?

Is this the place I go for the caption contest?

"Watch out for hop-ons; You're gonna get some hop-ons."

"Watch out for hop-ons; You're gonna get some hop-ons."

Senior year's gonna be AWESOME!

Senior year's gonna be AWESOME!

"Clash Trashed by Blacklash of Cash Grab by Bad Lad"

"Clash Trashed by Blacklash of Cash Grab by Bad Lad"

Thanks! I forgot about that!

Thanks! I forgot about that!

Now THAT is scary!

Now THAT is scary!

I don't think Mr. Crow understood the purpose of this segment. Perhaps he could give it another shot..

I don't think Mr. Crow understood the purpose of this segment. Perhaps he could give it another shot..