My sock hat wearing, jaded hipster heart just grew three sizes…snifff…there's sumpin' in my eye..sniffle

My sock hat wearing, jaded hipster heart just grew three sizes…snifff…there's sumpin' in my eye..sniffle

Maybe - but this will do in a pinch. I can't believe I'm excited to see a Matthew McConaughey movie! Has the world gone topsy-turvy???

Maybe - but this will do in a pinch. I can't believe I'm excited to see a Matthew McConaughey movie! Has the world gone topsy-turvy???

wait…wait…

wait…wait…

Um, he guest starred on Community. So the circle is complete.

Um, he guest starred on Community. So the circle is complete.

I just want to know who will be playing the role of "The Dentist"

I just want to know who will be playing the role of "The Dentist"

Jack White and Carl Perkins

Jack White and Carl Perkins

If you've never read a comic book and wondered about the hero's and villian's junk, then you've never really read a comic book…

If you've never read a comic book and wondered about the hero's and villian's junk, then you've never really read a comic book…

I've got a date tonight with a barnacle.

I've got a date tonight with a barnacle.

Rule of Thumb: Do not follow any musicians on Twitter. You will surely be disappointed if you do so.

Rule of Thumb: Do not follow any musicians on Twitter. You will surely be disappointed if you do so.

Then why did it make me laugh?

Then why did it make me laugh?