…or that you can't face the old ball and chain and her folks! Amirite brahs?!?

I didn't realize Philip Seymour Hoffman and Simon Pegg had a kid…

Stop making me laugh so much!

Booooooo!

Stop hurting me!!!

Ashley Fetters is not a real name!

Quantum Physics? Can't you study for that any time? Maybe you've already studied for it?

*Bates is exonerated and in fact becomes a national hero due to his long suffering past. Alas, his ascent to Lord of the Manor is thwarted when his staff is unable to refer to him as 'Master Bates' without giggling uncontrollably.

No, no no. Bates is HIS OWN MOTHER!

Ummm….well see, our founding fathers thought it would be a good idea to have some laws to govern the new country and….

I'm so happy that I've never heard of 80% of these songs! Yayyyy!

Shut up! Shut UP!! SHUT UP!!!

So, with Matthew's insane internal moral code and temporary erectile disfunction, we can assume he's still a virgin right?

I"D like to be beneath Sybil!

Lavinia's ghooooooooooast!  This show needs a Halloween episode!

I just like the idea of milk with cinnamon. That sounds delish!

The thing about Edith (who is the sister I love best, actually) is that she is just not as clever or socially adept as the others. I think when she does something sneaky or mean, she's just doing what she thinks people in her family are supposed to do. She's just not as good at the implementation as the others. She's…

The thing that I liked most about the Sybil/Branson stuff is it provided me with well defined blocks of time to go to the bathroom or get another slice of pizza - without commercials, you don't get nice break otherwise.

Delicious!

Does he really say "What's the D?" or is that just a beautiful fever dream?…