"Where's Carson Daly in all this?"

Here's your new lineup -
Letterman, Conan, Ferguson.

Et Tu Tiger? Et Tu?
Jessica Simpson isn't pulling any punches when it comes to rumors that she got "touchy feely" with Tiger Woods.

Shaved pits?
Why is that a bad thing? I applaud Mr Fieri for staying tidy. I don't want a pit hair in my chili cheese fries after all.

This shit is gonna get me fired…

And it ruined poor Billy Macy's life…

If I had known before that Oprah was a carny running a freak show, I would have been far more inclined to watch the show. Glad I know know though.

Do cougar mothers have sex with their cubs in the wild? this whole mess just seems like it really doesn't mesh with its real world metaphorical counterpart-I really need to watch Animal Planet…

Ummm, this is a bit uncomforatble science girl, but would you please send me your mother's e-mail address…

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Derek Acorah is HILARIOUS when he 'channels' spirits…he's on that british ghost hunters show and its the BEST. Watching him channel MJ will be the highlight of my life. Can't wait!!!