DEA

Cool story, bro

Jesse "The Governor" Ventura
Edit: damn, beaten by 2 hours by O2 thief

I love how this POS wears the American flag like a rain coat and the GOP is cool with it. Also those "blue lives matter" blue stripe flags.
Literally Flag desicration

I've noted that our drinking habits are similar, so I just wanted to say "Good luck, we're all counting on you"🍻

SOCK PUPPET!

This should be noted under every one of his posts.
I'm not a sock puppet! I'm not a sock puppett!
You're the sock puppet!

Blown-Mind
Sploosh

Nah, he's a good imaginary dad. Kids seem to turn out OK regardless of parents meddling.
I have managed to have great kids in spite of me being a complete tool

*Slams door*
imaginary

If you only arrest blacks for murder, you are only going to see black suspects.
if you only see the world as a nail, and you are a hammer, well…

Snowflake.
(responding to ta-er al-asfera) sorry
*rolling eyes*

Damn Canuck. Or European. doesn't matter.
(sarcasm implied)
edit: can I live with you?

Who's being complacent?
"open your eyes and start really helping the world."

BABE! BABE! BABE! PLEASE BABE! BABE! BABE!

Oh hai, Rob

Turnabout is fair play, in trumf's america
Snowflake

Not so much

Oh hai, Telly
You're my favorite username

Manimal or trump fan club?