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Too soon.

The wrath of Mom

I roll with heavy cream because I'm just that hardcore.

They need to suck it up and grow a pair.

One time after drinking about a gallon of milk I had poop whiter than Lawrence Welk.

Well..  If you insist…

Don't you mean half-white?

His beer's not that great tho.

Maggie Smith =~ Michael Caine..  At least in the eyes.

Pretty obvious that the table was knocked over by one of the other scientists as they carried him out in freeze-time mode.

Cuz a shit-ton of nasties got made dead in delightful ways?

So where's live-action G-Force?