This may have been addressed in the vast comments below, but does anyone know the identity of the red head who needed a spanking from Matt?

The 'fact' was he spouted off ill considered soundbites. I already said his motives were purely my opinion.

I don't think he is atoning for personal failure. I think he's accepting that, for all his trials, his God has blessed him, and it is incumbent on him to ease the suffering of others where he can as an able bodied man.
Going in the stockade wasn't about him. It was about his wife, his child, and the man he was…

When someone goes on and on about what he 'didn't say' without mentioning or standing behind what he did say, one's BS-o-meter should go off.

Adam Carolla tells of the time he couldn't park his leased car at LAX because it had New Jersey plates. The lot lady said that they could only accept cars with US Plates.

Some hateful people at the wake.

In my mind it wasn't quite a movie of Garry's, but he tried to talk him into a part on the morgue prostitution ring comedy Night Shift that Richie directed and Fonzie starred in.

Bannister Mall [RIP as well] in KC had one, and it was the best burger in the city at the time. Odd for a mall food court to have such a great burger, but I ate more than my share.

Does that dude still find his Hobbit mom 'sexy?'

The results are in. You. . . arrrrrrre, NOT the mother!!!

Until that one chick did it IRL, and every police procedural wrote an episode about it.

Every time I heard "Chris De Burgh" my mind went to Jerry's John Houseman impersonation on Seinfeld.

Is that the voiceover work of a world famous taint model I hear?

creating new curves, with more area underneath them.

Maybe if they weren't going . . . COMMANDO!!

Me too,
- Eli Gold

"It's not unreasonable to speculate that me responding to the comment of this person is the peak of their life, and I'M GARBAGE " #HarmonBlock2015

Was he twisting their minds and smashing their dreams?

I'm not sure their motives, but I sensed that Diane was bidding for him in order to shelve him in pique towards Alicia. The exclusivity clause weighed heavily into that.

Carver pointedly and specifically leaned on Diane and Carey to engage Alicia's influence, and I don't think he was going rogue from Dipple's wishes. The rose petals were a given.