Litigation regarding existing patents doesn't, but filing and defense before the Patent and Trademark Office requires a Patent Bar License, where you can sit for an examination of PTO procedures only after obtaining a hard science [engineering, chemistry, computer science, etc] degree, or equivalent advanced…

Was that a niblet?

Plus, brisket gets you burnt ends

I'm not sure I can make such a leap of faith that if I skip 4 1/2 seasons of a fictional police procedural it will have only moved forward 3 years in actual historically real time. And on TV?

"There’s a real chance that Avery and Katherine’s presence could take us far from any expected destination for Raylan and company."

"I couldn’t find any obvious link between milk and electromagnetic hypersensitivity. "

Anyone think that the nail parlor the same one Saul offered to Jesse as a money laundering operation on Breaking Bad?

Does Nina watch Scandal?

Braverman baseball. A primer on how much artificial fun you can have doing something you don't understand and utterly suck at as a group.

Point being, this article, not Nancy, labelled Dr. Drew a professional celebrity, not a medical doctor.

But it was too late, because I'd already seen EVERYTHING.

I believe it was a puddle of diarrhea she wished he'd die in.

BOTH Chris Parnell?

No doubt. I have no idea what to think of my early weekend comedy fare.

Maya breaking on 'skin pen' was one of the most laugh inducing breaks I've ever seen.

Man, that audience member's laugh on this week's Harmontown.

I was a stand-up tomato: a juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato. Nobody does vegetables like me. I did an evening of vegetables off-Broadway. I did the best tomato, the best cucumber… I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass.

I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs

You guys wanna do some lines?

"She hasn't gotten over gym"