And also easily remedied. I feel like one of us could actually kill Sandler, whereas none of us can get anywhere near Trump, Pence, or Mcconnell.

Before the Coming of Kinja, during which we'll all shed our clothes and morals and engage in a blood orgy a la Event Horizon…

You have essentially NO context for who she is, or what her life is like. Stop creating narratives out of thin air.

BLASPHEMY!

Why not fuck your own face instead?

So you're saying this Mike's Hard Lemonade was for YOU?

That feels like a very American response. The American dream is to "pull yourself up by your bootsraps" (an analogy which is physically impossible, which only makes it more apt) until you become rich and famous, at which point the general public will vacillate between publicly fellating you or dragging your garbage…

Look, stop trying to paint us all as monsters. Snipes cut him in half with that silver wire for good reason- because Donal was a henchman damn it! Sure, now was all know he could have easily played the main badguy, but we didn't know it THEN

Watch his fucking show.

No. That would be moronic, considering the largest Islamic populations exist outside of those ethnic groups. However, Islamophobia in its current form, conflates ethnicities from what we now call the Middle Easy (which is both a crude and malleable term at the best of times) with Islam. Most of boderline/straight up…

Hey, what are we waiting for? Let's party!
*Hawaiian leis fall around all our necks, while someone off screen hands us a drink*
"*Any way you want it, that's the way you need it! Any way you want it…*

No, but he WILL take all the credit for the movie.

Arabs and Persians to start.

Following that logic Bill O'Reilly should still have a show, because hey, at least it employed people.

Sacagawea…Sacagawea…Sacagawea…Sacagawea…

I always found Drago a surprisingly sympathetic figure. Like he was certainly an asshole in a matter-of-fact way after killing Creed in the ring, but it's not like he cheated or rabbit punched him or something- he was trying to win the fight, and Rocky/the Ref fucked up by not stopping the fight when they CLEARLY…

Okey dokey.

Again, I wouldn't call the character who kills herself 'fridging' rather the actions of a woman who has been fucking tortured for years by the people she loves in an extremely twisted and sick form of gaslighting. Her sanity is eroded to such a point that her actions are totally understandable, and the outcome is…

They can be two things.

Well, I'd argue the news media should pursue stories they believe to be in the public interest/good first and foremost, but that's me…