We got ourselves a Dahmer!

Same thing happened to me a few years back. Except they said why (I was finishing tasks too slowly, DAMN YOU OCD) but hadn't bothered to mention it to me, or ask me to work faster or said, 'we'll fire you if you don't pick up the pace'. ALL of which would have solved the problem.

The cruel irony being the guillotine is far more humane than any current methods of execution practiced in the US.

That… sounds awesome.

In TDKR he also breaks a gun in half and goes on a rant about they're the weapon of the enemy.

Feel like that was another staging issue. Like everyone was glad to have survived the insane God-battle they just were spectators of. Would have worked better if they showed soldiers from both sides like huddling under the sameness bits of rubble and exchange looks of "fuck fighting, I just wanna live" during the…

Or maybe with Ares' death some of the others can revive or something.

Yeah, why not just have her pull it out of the general and have it with her when Ares shows up? So much easier

Seriously? Glad I skipped that one.

At least killing off Shaw continues the proud franchise tradition of murdering great characters from the last film offscreen (although Newt, Hicks and Bishop were better/came from an actually good movie)

Franco stops sexting teenagers long enough to reply "What career?"

Agreed on killing Shaw, I loved her. How cool would it have been if she showed up in the 3rd act, having spent the last decade surviving on her own, and saves the remaining crew from David?

John Logan > Damon Lindleofd. ALWAYS.

I love the trauma in Banners past angle. I know not every hero needs a dark origin, but when your power is to turn into an unstoppable rage monster, it's much more compelling if you have a dark, primal incident at your core that fuels the anger inside you.

Pretty sure those fans who didn't like it were drowned out by the tens of millions who fucking loved TFA.

Yeah, the wildly different tech/production design alone makes it easy to divorce. I'm more likely to considers Alien: Isolation canon than any of these films, if only because the ships and computers LOOK LIKE THEYRE SUPPOSED TO DAMN IT!

For me, I can just handwave away the Alien prequel stuff. Nope, the Space Jockey is NOT some dumb giant albino. But since I'm actually interested in the new Star Wars films, I'm now forced to accept that Lucas's bullshit is canon.

I figured Crudup was the mother, as the facehugger effectively rapes and impregnates a human, before they give "birth" via their chest.

Hierarchally speaking.

A movie with just him and Noomi Rapace, maybe dealing with Neomorphs spawned from the Engineers, would have been interesting.