I'm gonna be edging for weeks!

Jupiter's Cock!

Jupiter's Cock!

Netflix shouldn't be afraid of standing up to the French. After all their tanks only have two gears, neutral and reverse *ba-dum dum*. Seriously though they're alright, let's give them a hand.

DUde, don't even joke about that. I (and most reasonable posters here I'd wager) could give you LoL 6 better choices than COLIN FUCKING TREVERMOR.

I like your balanced perspective, and am sure SOME of the segments are good. I just refuse to buy into this narrative of the whole show being under appreciated gold.

Here is my experience with MST3k- I first saw the original show online, and found the riffing bits awesome.— my first exposure to bad-movie-riffing of any kind, which has led to a long and deep relationship with the Trinity of Bad Movie media: We Hate Movies; How Did This Get Made; and the Flophouse (fuck Red Letter…

I think you mean scored to "Never" from Footlose
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

chemtrails lol

This, with the addition of- I think he's basically given up at this point, until Rey comes and manages to give him hope again, THEN they set out on forging the new order.

Fuck, imagine if he HAD died in the crash? The film would have lost a LOT of good will.

Closer to Errol Flynn if you subscribe to the slash fiction ;)

Yeah, everyone seems to subscribing to the narrative that Edwards had this genius take that the studio ruined, but looking at both of their past films/screenplays, and noting things like the moment above, I'd wager Gilroy was the one who managed to give the story some coherence.

He's Sebulba you Nerf Herder! Gawd! Mom, get over here!

There's an interview where Stallone describes his theory apparently…

I love We Hate Movies musings on that line.

With Wesley Snipes doing a racist Asian impression to a bunch of passing Japanese school kids I'm 100% sure he ad libbed.

For once, I think we need to look to Jared Leto for inspiration, and mail used condoms and other bizarre shit to them.

If they didn't want a Xenomorph inside of their bellies they shouldn't have been walking around with open mouths like that. Get some self respect and wear a ball gag like the rest of us, whores!

Very true.