In comic books we like to call that kind of thinking "Retconning"

This logic is flawless.

I think this started in a slightly less insufferable way, when an Iraq vet emailed Channing Tatum or someone and asked him to come to some event with her, and to everyone's surprise he said yes, which set the whole thing off.

Bend over and I'll show ya

Check out him and Ryan Reynolds giving interviews for the movie Life. They're pretty hilarious/extremely likeable.

Well the first trailer has "Nowhere to Run" which I think is more refreshing in an action movie trailer.

Personally I found the other trailer for it much better.

How about we film ourselves giving Colburn wedgies, swirlies, pantsings, and other hilarious yet degrading forms of bullying until he ups his game. The guy gets paid for this shit.

You sure sound like an unbiased individual who doesn't have a lifetime of baggage skewing your ability to rationally think about the issue. Go hang out with any Redneck and they'll tell you about all the bad shit that happened to them which were perpetrated by African Americans or Natives or Immigrants. This isn't a…

Nah, they're just FABLES maaaan. Extremely bizarre, fucked up fables that don't even manage to teach useful lessons like Aesop's did. They were never meant to be taken literally. Except the parts that we say aren't fables. Which changes depending on the year. And pay no attention to the 1800+ years that everyone…

LoL, why would I? But I also don't think it makes it a nation of monsters. The govt and its supporters are horrific and oppressive and evil- as are the many Americans and Westerners who are trying right now to turn their own nations into Christianized versions of Iran.

True, but I also like to think maybe he DOESN'T know any of that stuff. The Punisher might not (though with the Punisher, is partially because he's fucking nuts, whereas with Blade the Vamps have a whole other world going on that he has to keep track of). Like, they're so laser-focused on their crusades that…

LoL, I went to Catholic school for grades 7-8 (I was already an Atheist and my parents were laaaaaaapsed Catholics, but I was in a super rural area and the public school had like 5 kids in it so I wasn't doing that).

I keep having this notion that Marvel SHOULD totally do a Blade Netflix series, and cast Wesley Snipes as the new Whistler. That way we still get to have him around kick ass, but they can bring in a young up-and-comer (who can hopefully ACT AND FIGHT BETTER THAN FINN FUCKING JONES) to be the new Daywalker.

By S3 Will is basically as bad as Hannibal.

LoL and why did it work in the Vacuum?

Well seeing as they are supposedly the divine word of God, SHOULDN'T they all line up exactly? Like how when the 10 Commandments were handed down, if God is truly an eternal being who has no sense or relative morality, they SHOULD have been about basic shit like "Do not Rape. Don't Be Racist. Don't Own Slaves. Don't…

Particularly if you seek out the other Gospels from the period which were in contention for becoming "canon" but didn't because of politicking at a bunch of Ecumenical Councils.

Yeah, because the Shah and SAVAK were doing a bang-up job. Torturing and murdering people because of shit they think is WAY better than any other horrific reason. Maybe if the US hadn't ousted Mossadegh in 53' Iran would have had a shot at a secular government.

The Irish Catholics/Protestants would like a word with you. And the Serbian Orthodox Church. And the Russian Orthodox Church. America doesn't have the monopoly on Crazy Christians.