Hang on a sec here. Less Than Jake is ska core in the vein of a more poppy Rancid and Hello Rockview is an incomparable masterpiece.

When you put it all out there like this, I can now see why I spent this decade drunk and on drugs.

I thought you went to Bovine University…

AMBD is one of the best albums of the 90s period.

Well there you have it baby I'm just a sensitive guy
Y'know I snuffed a million planets
But I still find time to cry
Because there's more to life
Then making other people die
Like a little bloody tear baby
Running out my dirty little eye
And some things baby
They don't make no sense
Does it really matter if it bugs
Your…

Fishfuck Baby!

That explains all the choking deaths.

Someone should tell that man that is not the correct way to perform the Heimlich maneuver.

Fair point. It's probably because, currently, the weapon selection and balance reminds me more of Halo than CoD. Comparatively speaking Halo has a very slim selection but I'd rather have a BR over a SCAR any day. Now, ask me again in 4 months and you may get a different response but for now the selection doesn't…

Well, Respawn has stated that additional game modes like private matches will be added for no cost. As for perceived lack of weapons, I don't really want 6 different smgs, for example, that all pretty much behave the same but I guess some people miss their 'deagle.' And in a game that at a minimum I will put 100…

CANCEL THIS GODDAMN SHOW ALREADY.

St Paddy's and NYE are the holiday embodiment of amateur hour at the bar. So terrible. Also, by the description of SXSW in this piece, it sounds fucking awful as well.

And T-Bird in The Crow!

If I decide on a late life career in cage fighting, wrasslin, or boxing I'm using Five Minutes Alone as my entrance song.

I'll take Rex's sleeveless CoC shirt.

Agree. Type O Negative always struck me in the exact same way and is one of the (admittedly many) reasons why I love them still.

You: My crotch can't form complex machines. It doesn't work that way, but it can form solid metal shapes.

Kvelertak's newest album 'Meir.'

Don't worry Coop. I'll always remember your role in Wet Hot American Summer.

Dammit Christian I would have been an amazing physical trainer for this role.