Shall I infer that Phil Fucking Collins is her dad?

After reaching Jupiter, Bowman's pod is pulled into the planet a midst alien landscapes and trippy colors. He then arrives in a lavishly decorated room where he begins to watch his life pass before his eyes. As he lays on his death bed, the monolith returns and transforms him into the Star Child, the next stage in…

But with the body parts in jars

MEN, WE'RE GOING TO THE OLYMPICS

More like "fart-rock." AMITIRE?????????

It's just so wonderfully demented. My wife and I will break out into the chorus of "Pooooooooooooony!" at completely random times. I maintain that Chocolate and Cheese and The Mollusk are tied as the greatest albums of the 90s.

People don't like 12 Golden Country Greats?  I don't believe I would want to know those people. Piss Up A Rope is so great.

Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony

Where did you get brain chemical?

Naked Robber. I'll have you know that naked robber was one of Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry's favorite party games.

Not you Gleep Glop. You're one of the good ones!

I still have my original 1983 vinyl. Not on display of course.

Well of course you're going to have a bad impression of the 80's if you only focus on the pimps and C.H.U.D.s.

I wonder if this is the Rubicon Lohan crosses into full on porn.

BOOSH!

It's cool.  I honestly believe that everybody younger than me is an idiot. 

Yeah but really anything yelled at Mathew Lillard strikes me as funny.

THINK ABOUT THE METACRITIC!  OH THE HUMANITY!

HACK THE PLANET!

Have band names always been this terrible?