Only if you watch Fast, Cheap & Out of Control before part 2 comes out. They can't give badges out to just everyone.

Only if you watch Fast, Cheap & Out of Control before part 2 comes out. They can't give badges out to just everyone.

Most of the movies on this list at least seem like they could be good on paper. David Fucking Gale is just so bad on every single level, starting with the premise. The big fucking point the movie was trying to make was that the death penalty is bad because innocent people may be executed. This is an important point…

Most of the movies on this list at least seem like they could be good on paper. David Fucking Gale is just so bad on every single level, starting with the premise. The big fucking point the movie was trying to make was that the death penalty is bad because innocent people may be executed. This is an important point…

Do you think that Ron wouldn't bring a pet pig to a cookout to be slaughtered, cooked, and eaten?

Do you think that Ron wouldn't bring a pet pig to a cookout to be slaughtered, cooked, and eaten?

I hope everyone's ready to watch me and my relatives eat the fuck our of some seals.

I hope everyone's ready to watch me and my relatives eat the fuck our of some seals.

So the regrettable trend started by Jaws was the series of bad fish-monster movies that were made after it, not the wholesale slaughter of sharks that it caused?

So the regrettable trend started by Jaws was the series of bad fish-monster movies that were made after it, not the wholesale slaughter of sharks that it caused?

The Wire, Game of Thrones, The Venture Bros. all had children die and it was no accident. Just off the top of my head.

The Wire, Game of Thrones, The Venture Bros. all had children die and it was no accident. Just off the top of my head.

I feel like the Hank with the Baby scene was setting up Hank and Marie taking in the kids when they get orphaned.

I feel like the Hank with the Baby scene was setting up Hank and Marie taking in the kids when they get orphaned.

Also the fat funny characters never drink a cool refreshing Coke, they just eat comically over-sized turkey legs.

Also the fat funny characters never drink a cool refreshing Coke, they just eat comically over-sized turkey legs.

No they have, essentially, just ketchup.

No they have, essentially, just ketchup.

Wrong.

Wrong.