They probably would have if they could have easily pretend that they didn't enjoy lightbulbs.

Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Grounded in fact or not, there is a pretty big difference between saying that in a country of over a billion people, there have been some industrial accidents and giving the impression that if you go to an industrial city in China, you can't throw a stone without hitting hitting someone who has been horribly mangled…

I wonder what it says about you that you missed the TSA screeners that weren't black women.

I'm 26, and these were something that I'd heard the name of once or twice, but didn't know what they were until I saw them on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

I'm 1/8 Irish, so I suppose that means I should have read/seen/heard about 5 or 6 of these. Looks like I have some catching up to do.

A half season of Howard being away from the group at NASA and not getting much screen time would be a big boon for the show.

I'm not sure I understand why Dwight wanted this Florida job so much anyway. Sure he craves moving up any hierarchy he happens to be in, but he has very deep roots in Scranton. He has Schrute Farms/Bed & Breakfast and he owns the office building that DM is in. I doubt Mose is actually capable running the farm, or…

Well, in the show's defense, they do have several million years to figure something out.

It's too bad that you can't advance by making your tower really high however you want instead of making everyone look up the same word lists. They could still have levels where the W and K words would be a bonus, but not a strict requirement.

After the bombs fall, Noepets anecdotes will be the new currency.

Well Pi never struck me much on an emotional level, so I couldn't get past how stupid it was, or maybe because of how stupid it was.

I watched this movie while getting my BS in math, now I understand how doctors feel when they watch medical TV shows.

To a much lesser extent, don't watch this movie when you wake up at 4:30 AM and can't get back to sleep.

With apologies to Louis C.K: I'm offended that ABC is making me think about the word "Bitch" without having to actually say it. 

Montypark: that's because all of their top campaign strategists have been hired for small city council elections.

Alec d'Urberbille. When he comes back into Tess's life all religious, how can you not want to injure him grievously. And he gets even more vile from there.

Don't feel too bad ripping on Netflix, they were trying like hell to get rid of the DVD side of their business, which is the only thing that allows customers some stability in what they can watch week to week and isn't vulnerable to the caprices of the studios.

They did a very loose adaptation of Atlas Shrugged that was quite successful. I think they named it Iron Man or something.

I remember my dad making that joke every time anyone has brought up that movie in the past 20 years.