And those video games aren't going to play themselves.

And Crash has been riding that award to be the top rented film on Netflix ever since. People rented it because it was an award winner and then not ever watching it or returning the disk because it's Crash.

I watched that one in my history class. My friends and I were able to guess exactly who would die next based on nothing other than how famous the actor was.

Jazz Jackrabbit

Don't forget that scientists are Nazis and are only telling us that evolution is real so that they can genocide us whenever they want.

To be fair to the fat TV executive, he lives in southern California where it never gets cold, especially for someone that fat.

You do realize that gold was the standard currency for a much longer time than the non-gold-backed US dollar right? I'm not saying gold isn't a huge bubble right now, but I think there is some precedent for a gold economy.

And mung beans, don't forget the mung beans.

Something involving penises from the sound of it.

No, you have to give discounts on paper AND Outback Steakhouse coupons in exchange for sexual favors.

"someone who's good at both math and football, pursues football, and wishes they'd pursued math instead."
Isn't this the premise of the movie "Moneyball" with baseball replacing football?

Every movie that the AV Club has reviewed since Jack and Jill has gotten at least a B-. That movie clearly lowered the bar of what an awful movie looks like.

Are you trying to tell me that comedy is not good when the timing is entirely thrown off in a way that it wasn't meant to be? This is a shocking piece of information.

Communities cancellation is the most singularly important moment in human history. It has literally everything to do with everything. It is the all-encompassing black hole where all AV club conversations will converge.

In Cola studies, or root beerology? We don't know and can't know.

I think that having all your random thoughts coming true quickly is the plot of a Micheal Crichton novel.

I remember Kenny's sister from the episode where his family is so poor that they are eating Poptarts for dinner.

If we are going to create a fantasy world where it was split into two movies, why not go the extra step and create a fantasy world where the first movie is wildly successful, or a world where the two movies were filmed at the same time. It's your imagination, it can be whatever you want.

Oh God, I love watching "Yes, Dear" reruns. I like to imagine that they got some of the best comedy writers around and decided to intentionally make the most generic, dull and heteronomative sitcom they could as a sort of loving pastiche of the genre. If you are watching with another person you can play the "pretend…

Well if anyone has a fear of clowns, this episode won't do much to help that situation.