Little do they know that I'm unemployed. Muhahaha; it may be months before I have to be anywhere for work.

Also, a 0.0 doesn't mean that literally no one watched.

The primary cultural purpose of the Human Centipede is as a punchline. Lots of people laugh at how stupid/gross it is without ever seeing it. The jokes serve as free advertising since a few people that joke about it will watch it just out of morbid curiosity, or to prove that they are more immune to being grossed out…

The series (sequence?) won't be complete until it has a Russian dude involved somehow. Soviet Union was the major player in WWII.

Your second paragraph is correct, your first paragraph is a classic example of the sunk cost fallacy.

Kids like you think you can just start out at the front of the centipede. I spent 4 years getting a degree in anthro-entomology and that only qualified me to be the back segment (the back being superior to the middle which is usually reserved for migrant workers). I've been at the back for 3 years now, looking for a…

The Spanish language soap opera thing was predictable too, but Ed O'Neill really sold it.

I think Bucky Larson will always be the low point of Ricci's career. I doubt she will ever get any lower than that.

What's the over/under on how many episodes before our sky spy kills a communist? I hope it's soon, because this episode put me to sleep.

So she wanted you to tell her something sad, then she got mad that what you told her made her sad? Sounds like a keeper.

Isn't "Weeds" already the watered down, dumbed down version of "Breaking Bad?"

You're not alone. I wouldn't say it was the best of the season, but it may have had more laughs than any other episodes this season. People saying it jumped the shark are idiots. If this show tried to jump over me, I would jump out of the water and eat it.

There are certain thing that can only really be seen from the outside, like how sad it is to eat soup on a bench alone.

But if we wait for two episodes we don't like, then someone else will have beat us to the punch in calling the series over. And everyone knows there is nothing cooler than being the first one to say that something that was once good now sucks.

The man has a timeshare in Muncie. How could anyone not make fun of him?

Her breasts did look amazing in the first episode. Chris Pratt even said so.

You're telling me that my Modern Family/UTV Software Communications crossover fanfic has a shot of getting made? Jackpot!

This comment really isn't up to mustard. You are going to have to pay attention if you want to ketchup to the high posting standards here at the AV Club. Until you do, your comments mayo may not just be peppering the site with such nonsense.

I can't take a shower since seeing Drive, for fear of shower rods.

On one hand, yeah he will get to plead it down, but the fact that he could even possibly get that much time shows how stupid our laws are when it comes to computers. If the guy committed a home invasion, stuck a gun in Johanson's face and stole physical copies of the photos, he would probably face less time than…