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While I agree the premise sounds weird as all get-out, the trailer has me hooked. 

That critic's name?  Armond White.

That was a very long response for a "your grammar bad" message…

For me it was seeing Michael Shannon in the trailer.  The rest of the ideas are interesting but nothing really new.  Michael Shannon looks amazing, and it's a role that he never would have crossed my mind to play in a million years.

He also did Mission Impossible 3, which was easily the best one until Mission Impossible 4 came along. 

Yeah I'm a bit intrigued too—the hint of something deeper definitely makes this more interesting…

Blade 2—easily the best (and really the only watchable) Blade movie…by far.

Or is it Ke$ha?

My sentiments exactly.  Out of all the tentpole summer releases I'm excited about (and there's a pretty good list this year) this may be the one I want to see the most.

Yeah, my wife just thinks I'm nuts.  She watched this trailer with me and just shook her head and said "boys…"

Apparently you've never met the part of western audiences that have a penis.  I can't speak for us all, but I can speak for the three in my house who would physically harm someone if it meant being able to watch this movie RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

If they can get the complete re-runs then good for them.  I got so frickin' annoyed whenever I tried to watch an old SNL on Netflix only to discover there was actually only 10 minutes of that episode that I gave up trying.  I've also wondered why Hulu's "next day" episodes were often under an hour.  Why cut stuff that

Yeah, but it's pretty safe to figure the remake will follow the original kind of closely and just parody that.  If it's the tree-rape or cellar scenes then that's all stuff from the original.

"The dogs are acting strange" still cracks me up every fucking time.  Particularly the one on the tractor. 

Actually I'd have to agree with 3 being a pretty funny movie.  2 was so bad I wouldn't wish that movie on people I hate with every fiber of my being—don't let the presence of David Cross fool you.  I never made it through 4.

'Do not touch Willie'…great advice!

The FBI could sue and win over how inept they are portrayed to be on this show.

Okay. You know what you do? Buy yourself a tape recorder. Record yourself for a whole day. I think you're gonna be surprised at some of your phrasing.

Yes and no—-this sort of torrent litigation actually rises from lawsuits made popular by the porn industry a few years ago.  They figured out that if they'd upload one of thier movies to the popular file-sharing sites, then write down the i.p. address of everyone that connects to the torrent they could then file a

Your comment sort of makes me think we haven't though…