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Eh, she seemed to sleepwalk through the entire role to me…

I'll second the good Captain on that—I laughed harder at this episode than possibly all the other episodes combined (which may not be saying a lot, also, I'm on a LOT of cold medicine right now).  Me and Nyquil give this one a solid B.

Fuck you Showtime, for passing on it the first time around!

I don't think the rule have been fully explained in the series yet, but assuming it follows the comics then the usual zombie tropes aren't the norm here—i.e. getting infected doesn't necesseraily mean "instant zombie"

Now presenting our newest feature:  "tha fucks wrong wichoo?"

I've had the honor of beta-testing, and let me tell you (without giving anything away) that it is pretty damn great.  A taste for Bioware's RPG's comes in handy though.

Arkham City is amazing.  I'm overwhelmed by the number of good games coming out right now.  And Star Wars TOR is right around the corner.  I quit WoW  a year ago and from what I've tried of it the void will be filled nicely…with dead jedis.

This may be the best news ever.

I read all your comments, but really have nothing more to add.

I LOVED these toys!  The frickin' battle cruiser (that seemingly everything came off of, never to fit back correctly again) was probably my favorite present from Santa ever.  Too bad they were so death-inducing…no way my kids will ever have toys that cool.

You see Timmy, some people find some things funny, while other people find different things funny.  Crazy world, amirite?

Well, he's been really busy with work this year, but we're going to get together soon…

To be fair the Jersey girls skit was the end of the show, so everyone left for good after that.  Way to take a stand though!

That rap was the only thing I fast-forwarded through this entire episode.  It was oddly dubbed AND I couldn't understand it.  It might have been funny but  I'm not sure I'd ever know unless I listened to it over and over again….KNIFE!

I agree—really the only thing that was wrong this week for me was Choppers screwing up every skit she was in—and it sure seemed to be most of them (although she was okay in the "Tell Him" sketch).

Eh, I laughed more at this one than I have any of the others so far—the game show killed it.

Burt Reynolds has a pass to Harold and Kumar go to White Castle?  That pass is worthless now!  The movies been out for years!  Poor Burt…maybe they'll let him use it for the 3D Harold and Kumar get Santa stoned.

I guess now he knows where the Down Boys go…the Comfort Inn apparently.

You can't fire me, I quit!

My four-year-old would have some serious words with you over this statement, if he knew any.