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The Bourne Valedictorian
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Well if that's your definition of hive mind then the whole fucking planet is one big hive mind. I have to agree that Borg collective would have been much more affective. Also, way cooler.

This is who these changes will hurt the most—-the people with so much time on thier hands that they have long, boring conversations with themselves.

Well certainly you couldn't have said any of that if you were registered…

Harumph!
I too wish to complain about something that has been described to me but I haven't actually seen in action yet! What if this somehow causes the collapse of the internets as we know them to be?!? What then?

It's my understanding that MBS can't log in. Or maybe I just read that somewhere…

That log in loop is just odd. I log in, open up another browser tab, come back 10 minutes later and hope I can remember the original comment I was going to make.

Can I change other people's names though? That would be pretty cool.

I'm also sad about the lack of an edit function.

I"m personally sad they passed on the +1/-1 internets system that I previoiusly suggested.

I MASTURBATE WHENEVER I SEE ANNE HATHAWAY!

The Daily Show's diatribe about virtually all media ignoring Ron Paul as a candidate even though he barely lost to Bachmann in the straw poll is absolutely brilliant. He should be an inspiration to the Tea Party but somehow he's not crazy enough for them? Hell, at this point he seems like the best candidate to me.

Kjb1 is all over it. The first half an hour or so is brilliantly funny, then it just keeps going and going and going.

Yeah—fuck that. The unbroken shot towards the end is pretty amazing, as was the long unbroken shot that took place during the car chase closer to the beginning, which is the scene I assume this review is referencing. You know, the one where (SPOILER ALERT) Juliane Moore gets shot in the fucking face?

I hope he got to say "HIS DINNER….IS IN THE OVEN!!!" in every one of those roles.

Every review I've read has said the 3D is just too damn dark.

Agreed. Start every comments section with "because someone always asks: this is a record review so there is no 3-D involved." or something.

Friday the 13th part VI is far and away my favorite of them all. Seriously, it just brings the crazy and doesn't let up.

Eye candy that will more than likely die some horribly gruesome death is what these movies have going for them. Although out of all the elaborate set-ups and traps these movies pain-stakingly create, my favorite death will always be the chick getting hit by the bus in the first one.

Private Ceasar let me see your War For the Planet of the Apes Face!

Oh you mean "Joey Gets a Monkey?" I liked that movie okay, although it wasn't quite as good as "Chandler meets Bruce Willis" or "Kramer is a Lawyer."