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Well that Human Torch was a robot—although it would be confusing if they put the Invaders in Captain America the First Avenger 2 Part 1. Or meta. Or something.

Plus, a lot more people would know the words and willfully sing along at sporting events.

Although killing people with eugenics does make us extra mad.

That title has Dark Horse written all over it.

My Dinner With Andre 2: This Joke is so Old I Don't Even Care to Fill This Part In.

The fan that made the group poster should have been consulted on this, as his work was far, far better.

Ah cookie, I do love you so.

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With most of the Summer movies starting on Wednesday or midnight Thursdays it makes sense to get the reviews up before most people have a chance to see them. Personally my viewing of Captain America (as well as whether or not I can take my 4-year-old) have kind of been hinging on the reviews so I'm glad this is the…

I broke my Carpenter cherry on "Big Trouble in Little China." I"m happy with that.

Wait…so are they talking about re-making They Live as well? Or is this just a failed firstie?

That Darth Vader link is hilarious—thanks for those.

Which is a really odd thing frankly (something to do with the authentication process from what I understand). I actually rented a streaming movie from Amazon a few weeks ago (Source Code. It was decent) and had to watch it through my Sony Blu Ray player, but couldn't through my PS3.

One's funny, one's regal and one's annoying as all hell! You decide which is which!

This Summer Adam Sandler shits in your eyes, ears and mouth! It's amazing how on-the-nose South Park was with this (when the episode aired I didn't even know Jack and Jill was a horridly real thing).

As long as Batman keeps getting better and better they can reboot all they want to. I don't really see that happening mind you, but I suppose it's possible.

I have to agree with most of the assessments here: Fear Itself reads like a giant mess that doesn't make a lot of sense. There is some cool imagery to be sure, and maybe by the end it might (big huge might) get better, but that's not usually the way these things work—if anything the events normally start out cooler…

Thanks for the link to the interview—I love reading interviews with him. I didn't realize O'Neill was so slow—that's sort of mind-boggling but it does explain the delay.

Oh—forgot to add that I too would love to see an age appropriate (and possibly an "appeal level") label as well—maybe in the summary? Thanks again for keeping up with this column though—we comic fans are few these days, but we are loyal.