"No there is a definite principal here that I can't just allow you to steal my art and…what? How much? Nevermind…"

"Our love is ageless!" never works on the judges around here.

Well, if you want to hit that then you better school yourself in his policies and beliefs. You don't have to believe it yourself, just act like you do until the deed is done. You are asking how to get laid with this information, right?

TDS has never been consistently great, but it has been consistently good, with bits of greatness thrown in there. It's still pretty much the same show. Some nights are chuckleworthy, some nights are laugh out loud funny. The Weiner stuff recently was fairly brilliant, and they rightly used it as an opportunity to…

She was all drugalloed.

The Juggalos were also featured on Workaholics…you know, It's Always Sunny's bastard cousin.

Yeah, I'd agree with that. Congratulations on being the only person to post who seems to actually like these movies as well.

NERDFIGHT!

I actually saw the tour the year of the Russian dance, and man did they ever play that up. They turned it into a huge number which was actually pretty good.

It's also a little odd that they didn't actually show they whole thing (right? I kind of faded out at the end a bit). Why cut out the part with CC playing the sax, especially if you're going to mention it specifically at the top of the next segment?

Yeah, it was pretty damn good. I'm with that Sabra and Pasha's was better though.

I'm actually kind of glad and think they ought to do this every season (but only for the first week). That way everyone gets the introduction dance, the producer-picked (were these really random? I suppose it's possible but a lot of it seemed pre-ordained) dance and then a hopefully actual random performance before…

She gives me a real Mary Poppins vibe sometimes—and the sexy British School Teacher thing works for her when she's ordering everyone around on the stage. She is really a master at keeping things running with a smile on her face.

My phone is so fucking cool it will be my privelege to get cancer from it!

I used to do that when I was a server then bartender. I gained 20 pounds just a couple of months into getting a desk job.

Heroin is still cool though, right?

I too thought maybe the AV Club was changing up the review process and adding some porn to the mix.

Ah geez, that was like, 3 retcons ago man. There's a long explanation given by someone above, but just suffice it to say that there is much more to the story than what you have written here.

We've been upgraded from "Sell" to "Don't Buy?"
It's finally happening, isn't it?

McTiernan's used to be the place where everyone wanted to go, but then some fucked-up lawsuit happened and now the place is deserted.