How about Alec's comments after losing, where he said basically, "At least I outlasted my brother, so that's a WIN."

The first half might have been my favorite episode of the season so far, with the Jon-Jaclyn fight. It was just one of those stupid fights that every couple gets into, but it was in the middle of Survivor, right before Tribal Council! I enjoyed that.

This episode made no sense.
Sure, Beth realized for like the twentieth time that Dawn is a little sketchy, but that doesn't quite explain why she would suddenly have icy determination in her eyes and try to stab her with scissors while they're in the middle of a fucking exchange! Jesus! I am a fan of the show and…

While this is hardly great literature or even a great novel about stand up comedy, I wouldn't say that he failed spectacularly.  I read it in '94 or '95 and found it entertaining and funny.  It was a quick, easy read, it offered insight into the standup comedy world of the early 80s, and it always kind of stuck in my…

But, how the fuck did the Governor get out of that mess?  He was pretty much inundated with walkers.  That's bullshit.  I actually thought, "ok, the governor's dead.  Interesting way to wrap up that story line, but oh well, thank fucking god it's finally over"  then the governor comes out of the woods and tackles…

I swear I could hear Andrea thinking, aw, look how cute he is just lying there sleeping.  How could I ever possibly stab the poor little guy?

Jesus Christ, I was kidding.  I know that might not have been obvious, but your response really makes you seem like a prick.

Can't any of you jokers take this idea seriously for one fucking second?  A Yoda backstory could be really interesting.  Or it could ruin the legacy of the character. I scrolled down to the comments hoping for some serious discussion….but no, you bastards are too busy making lunch box, Yogurt and yoda-ism cracks.

I really wanted to like that book but it just bored the fucking shit out of me.  Wooden characters, boring dialogue, not much happening, oh but thank god for that strong, manly prose.  "And the earth moved."  What a crock of shit.  Literary critics and English professors have no fucking taste — that's why this…

I really wanted to like that book but it just bored the fucking shit out of me.  Wooden characters, boring dialogue, not much happening, oh but thank god for that strong, manly prose.  "And the earth moved."  What a crock of shit.  Literary critics and English professors have no fucking taste — that's why this…

This sounds gripping.

And he married Demi Moore, and he was pretty big on Twitter for awhile.  That's about it.

I also disagree on Outback.  I liked Colby, Elisabeth was ok and certainly hot, but not much of a player, I don't remember Keith, and I couldn't STAND Tina.  Her winning made me not watch the show for like 2 years.  (I didn't check back in until the Pearl Islands one with the guy who made up his grandmother dying). …

I also disagree on Outback.  I liked Colby, Elisabeth was ok and certainly hot, but not much of a player, I don't remember Keith, and I couldn't STAND Tina.  Her winning made me not watch the show for like 2 years.  (I didn't check back in until the Pearl Islands one with the guy who made up his grandmother dying). …

Same here.  Definitely like him a lot more than I did back in Season 2.  I've also come to enjoy his daily brushes with injury and his propensity to get burned every time he gets near a goddamn fire, which he can't seem to resist playing with.

Same here.  Definitely like him a lot more than I did back in Season 2.  I've also come to enjoy his daily brushes with injury and his propensity to get burned every time he gets near a goddamn fire, which he can't seem to resist playing with.

I think Malcolm was kind of hoping things would turn and Denise would get the ax.  Then he would get rid of his biggest competitor and keep clean hands.  That's the only explanation for not giving her the idol.  Also, I'm feeling kind of an internal backlash against both Malcolm and Denise — I'm not sure why.  Maybe…

I think Malcolm was kind of hoping things would turn and Denise would get the ax.  Then he would get rid of his biggest competitor and keep clean hands.  That's the only explanation for not giving her the idol.  Also, I'm feeling kind of an internal backlash against both Malcolm and Denise — I'm not sure why.  Maybe…

You guys are forgetting one thing.  Here is Michonne, lying in wait to kill her enemy, and who comes in to save him but Andrea. To Michonne, it's the final betrayal.  First Andrea wouldn't leave with her when she kept saying over and over that her instincts were that the town was dangerous, and her instincts had kept…

Uh…no.  I could see Pete and Artis voting for her — and I'm not even sure about that — but that's it.  Nobody else would ever, ever vote for her, in that group. I also disagree that they are spiteful people — I just don't see that.  Again, Pete and Artis, MAYBE (I was starting to come around on them and they both made…