No, you are thinking of District 9…..hey, wait a minute!!

Bullshit! Paul Thomas Anderson's job is three thousand miles away. Without him, we still have a chance we might be able to get outta here!

Miles Dyson?

This could be pretty good - Midnight Special was a nifty little flick
Other movies that I would like to see remade:
Damnation Alley - with more practical effects than CGI
Race With The Devil - as long as they don't alter the ending
Laserblast - I can't defend my love for this stupid movie, but would love to see an…

They should hire Enrico Palazzo to sing.

Wow, thanks.

I just want to know where the hell to get flammable cheese!

Uma. I'm inclined to think riding her would be magic.

I've been quite happy with AVC's foray into the world of food. Once they get the sports section up I cancel the daily paper.

So, you're complaining about people who complain in every fucking article?

The delivery of that line kills me every single time.

Sure, they won the popularity war, but I was looking for better picture quality. Moved to laserdiscs shortly after. And yes, I chose poorly on both counts.

FREDDY "THE BEAGLE" BARNES!

Neither do dead drunks.

I quit drinking long ago.

I thought so too until I drunkenly tried to pilot my truck through a parked trailer. Didn't work out well for anybody.

No, just ran across it on the tube and thought I'd give it another shot.

I joke about alcohol abuse far too often (and just did in another newswire), but shouldn't. Because this shit isn't funny - I can speak from experience. So out of respect of CC for going into rehab, I will attempt to rehab my own habit of joking about alcohol and it's accompanying -ism.
Best of luck, Chev.

Please. Beta was the preferred media.

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