"Yeah, well I don't like Presidents that can't, you know, change SecDef on the fly. I like Presidents that can."
- Trump

He's been pretty successful as a diseased baby. Not sure if that's considered a "field" or not.

If I am the only one that finds Kevin Hart not funny, then I know the problem is my own.
Am I the only one?

From Wikipedia: While the President does have unilateral authority as commander-in-chief to order that nuclear weapons be used for any reason at any time, the actual procedures and technical systems in place for authorizing the execution of a launch order requires a secondary confirmation under a two-man rule, as the…

What if everyone that has the power to authenticate has been blown to tiny bits? That is the reason I thought he had that power - also so he didn't have to have a congressional hearing while foreign nukes are bearing down on us.

They couldn't. The President can issue a nuclear response or attack of his own volition.

Was it a candy-ass rock?

It's stimulating! I'm a keen student!

Our long national nightmare is over. Well, we still have to deal with the possibility of President Trump that doesn't understand why the prez can't just shoot off a nuke or two if he's so inclined, but small steps.

Sorry for your losses. I can't say I know exactly how you feel, but I kinda know how you feel, having lost a few myself. To stop drinking I left behind everyone I associated with. Left them cold. It was the only way I could stop. Over the years I heard of a few friends that didn't make it, and on a random online…

Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye"

We all can.

Conspicuously absent: Henry Cavill

Nine people in Slipknot? Sounds uncomfortable to me.

Daiquiris with Dave?

I just want to find out if there is anything she won't do.

Wave a dead rat in front a lady, you probably won't get laid.

Way ahead of you, pal.

If I remember correctly, Prohias also did the tiny little gags that would be on the edges of the page, just outside the main artwork.

I don't know, seems to fit the criteria:
1) Simple
2) Witty