"Cappadocius, your mother and I have something to tell you….."

Ok, that's enough. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the site.

I read that in Alec Guinness' voice.

*AVC comment posting drops 98% as we all rush to her house*

Yeah, I sent that bastard out for another sixer.

Oh, Dave is always at Taco Bell.

You need to add a "BOYS!", before that "Avenge me!!", bucko.

My girlfriend broke up with me after watching The Matrix. She was in one of my favorite bands. Thanks for bringing that pain back jerkheadface.

….and with Mulder's porn collection he definitely knows tissue.

I like that Huckabee is still standing by the Duggars. I'm sure he'd do the same if this happened in either the Clinton or Obama family.

Semi-related: when I was a teenager there was a dog in the neighborhood that had the exact same howl as in American Werewolf in London. Our street did not have lights, and there was more than one late night occasion when I sprinted from my car to the front door.

Wow, that lived up to the "fun fact" hype. Thanks.

I wish my parents had named me Saxon. Stupid parents.

And I'm one of them. I've spent a gang of money to watch/listen to movies and music in the highest quality I can (afford). Having said that, I still plug my phone into my car to stream music, and usually sit in the back yard listening through ear buds - you can have it both ways. I do disagree with Mr. White's comment…

I'm a Bastard Fairies fan!

Your dad's got another thing coming.

*Drunk Dave wakes from drunken stupor with shot glass mark on forehead*

I will not tolerate Hootie bashing and the assertion they are some kind of "dads" band. Now if you will excuse me I have to take the kids to school.

No, his girlfriend doesn't have a bed.

Essentially what I do: watch over-the-air, use Xbox for Netflix and Hulu+.
I don't miss cable at all…but it does take me a year or two to be up on "current" episodes of Breaking Bad, et al.