Uh, thanks. I was just going for a little comedy. Missed the mark I guess. (although the magazine and it's pictures are indeed factual)

And have enough left over for 1,000 bottles of Moosehead.

Loverboy is currently playing the Minnesota state fair.

One of my many occupational endeavors was in commercial printing, and one of the magazines we used to print was geared to cattle ranchers. There were pictures upon pictures of swollen teats taken from various angles. We referred to it as "cow porn". Some of it was slightly disturbing, and I often wondered if some…

As much as I wanted to punch that bitch Cutter in his ovaries, Gordon himself said this is a contest about what's on the plate, not the assholes that put it there (loosely translated).
And I for one was disappointed at the lack of Courtney-heels. She may be an insufferable bitch, but I love her all the same.

Accusing him wasn't very "Fair" of her.
Come'on, ammirite!

She makes me feel funny in my special place.

In the 70's I masturbated to 70's Penthouses and Playboys. I wonder what Patti Maguire looks like now?

I like can beer.

*faints dead away for third time today*

*grabs penis*

*sings*
Slowdive,
Take it easy

By way of phallic-symbol cigars perpetually in his mouth?

Mentioned above I finally saw yesterday, loved it.

SyFy had an Apes marathon yesterday, and watched "Battle For…" with my daughter (missed the first four). She found it absolutely hilarious.

Were you boxing again?

Awesome! Finally saw Edge of Tomorrow this weekend.
Not a big Cruise fan, but that movie was great.

Won't someone think of the children?

Hasn't stopped me…
Dear Anne,
When you wise up and drop that loser, I'm here waiting.
Love,
DD

*faints dead away again*