Don't forget Penn's role as the fly in Cartoon Network's early CGI fest, The Moxy Show

I think Sabrina the Teenage Witch was omitted because no one wants to think about Penn Jillette banging Sabrina's hot aunts.

Ween's Homo Rainbow is pretty rockin

The Simon Cowell produced (!) Wrestlemania: The Album featured this gem, centered around Native American wrestler Tatanka. It's hypnotically bad.

This is just like the video for Bjork's "I Miss You", except really really shitty

I'm with you craigward. My suggestion? Either go to The Dissolve to read good reviews and/or head over to tolerabilityindex.freeforum… if you already haven't migrated.

What's weird is that Robin Thicke doesn't dance. He just stands around in his videos with the occasional lean thrown in. How did this happen?

I would normally be posting a comment about how disgusting I find this song but I'm too busy getting upset that Mcdonald's Happy Meals do not include female Adventure Time action figures.

Wait…Chik-Fil-A has TBN toys?? Which program are they based on? Please say "Virtual Memory"

Just go Wendy's and get a kid's meal if this is an issue. They tend to have gender neutral bullshit like Animal Planet or Where's Waldo toys. Problem solved, plus you don't have an upset stomach like you would at McDonalds.

Gravy Train!!!!-Burger Baby
Yelle-Je Veux Te Voir
R.E.M.-Stand
Britney Spears-…Baby One More Time
The Caesars-Jerk it Out

I find a lot of the new writers to be kinda ass kissy when it comes to "Indie" comics/actors. This has always existed; it just seems more, I don't know, blatant?

Can't they just make a new cinemax series about the Hee-Haw Honeys?

The difference was destination: you to the gym, Kevin Smith to Fuddrucker's

My only guess is, "Clicked on wrong thing in Netflix Recommendations".

I imagine Smith is one of those fat guys who never changes out of shorts, even in sub zero weather.

I always saw Whitney as, "An NBC Sitcom that would have been put into the death slot between Friends and Seinfeld, starring someone that the Network Heads think is really sexy even though she looks malnourished.

Dear Network TV,

Howard Stern: The only man in america whose hair becomes curlier and darker the more he ages.

If Howard Stern ever hosts another New Year's Eve Pay Per View, half of the show would be discussions about America's Got Talent, and the other half would be an interview with his wife about her charity work.