In their defense, that ass kicking party of theirs was ruined by a stampede of pigs.

The commentary for the recent DVD is well worth listening to (it's incredibly funny and never boring) and there's an interesting discussion between Curtis Armstrong and Robert Carradine when the "oral sex on the moon" sequence occurs. Armstrong, who clearly isn't entirely comfortable with the film, views the scene…

So the scene is established with Betty wanting to fuck Stan, but for whatever reason, Stan rejects her (noting that "she's like a goat." as his sole justification; apparently he's too busy managing the Kissing Booth). So Lewis disguises himself as "Knock Off Darth Vader" and follows Betty into the funhouse. She…

It's strange: my parents would have killed me if they caught me with a Playboy magazine, but they had absolutely no qualms with renting Revenge of the Nerds when I was 8. It's like they found nudity in and of itself awful, but if the nudity had context, it was children's fare.

Wait a minute:

Favorite line of dialogue:

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The Beach Boys-Wouldn't it Be Nice?
Belle and Sebastian-Seeing Other People
Rihanna-We Found Love
TV on the Radio-Wolf Like Me
Shakira-She Wolf (a wolf theme!)

One of the sadder things to witness is when someone you know, maybe even someone you love and respect, get heavily involved in multi level marketing. If this woman had no problem providing the founder of Herballife with anything that brought him confront and joy, than I pray to Death itself that this show bombs…

"In our defense, Gene Simmons' Family Jewels is like living art!"

Hey James Deen, would you like to make some money? Because I've got a deal for you!

Maybe he's from Thrace

Out of all the mercenaries, why did Skeletor have to kill Sauron? "I'll kill the bipedal lizard with breathing issues, but leave behind Bat Midget: Amadeus Edition?"

You learn something new everyday!

I have no idea where to put this remark, but the Wal Mart in Iowa City had a really dinky arcade, and one of the only things in it was the Hook arcade game. It was a beat em up and you could even play as the little black kid that recognizes Peter Pan; it was no Captain Commando if memory serves (no star wipes, for…

What's weird is how toned down it is from the actual book. Unless there's a cut scene floating out there that I don't know about, the film didn't feature Mason Verger dying by choking to death on his pet eel (?) so that his lesbian nurse/sister can collect his sperm to carry on the Verger dynasty (!!)

Clown's makeup is great, but good lord the CGI in Spawn was AWFUL. The scene with Malebolgia, complete with goofy demon voice that sounds like a dinner theater Dr. Claw, caused the whole theater I saw it with to burst out laughing.

I want to love Legend, and I find that this is a really petty point to make, but I hate how Alice Playten did the voice of both Blixx and Gump, It really takes me out of the movie.

I have to disagree, although nostalgia is strong with this one. Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins are great in their roles. Robin Williams as a "corporate pirate" (GET IT?!), complete with super dated lawyer jokes, are not good. Also, the sequence where Julia Roberts as Tinkerbell grows giant (?) and tries to get her…

Bjork is so good it hurts sometimes, and yeah, the bleeding for those songs is wonderful. My favorite part of Bachelorette, besides the absolutely stellar lyrics, is at the very end, when that sad accordion comes in for just a few seconds to make that song even more haunting.