Those lines are pretty funny, but can they compete with the hilarity of Lil Wayne's lyrics on Limp Bizkit's comeback single (!) "Ready to Go":

Hey Jordo, what's your favorite bit of dialogue? Mine is the whole sequence outside of the department store between Batman and Penguin:

Garbage-Vow
Kate Bush-The Man with the Child in his Eyes
No Doubt-Ex Girlfriend
Of Montreal-Good Morning Mr. Edminton
Charli XCX-Nuclear Seasons

This better include either Harold laying out flayed skin to dry, or that weird drum story where the two girls get a new "mother".

You know, it's weird. Most people that I know were terrified of the Penguin biting that guy's nose, but the scene that always creeped me out the most as a kid was when Selina had all those cats pawing her after her fall, and one of them looked like it was gnawing on her bloodied fingers.

Favorite inappropriate moment in Batman Returns:

I was going to say, "Tut tu, I have seen the Mullets open credits sequence" but then I watched this and everything changed.

Speaking of fast food on a pop culture website (the transformation into Buzzfeed continues), where did the Pretzel Burgers from Wendys go?

When I heard that Hannibal was one eyed (due to infection), my visualization of him became Dennis Hopper in Water World.

To me, it's "i'm trying to be meaningful but saying something that is, quite frankly, not true and kinda stupid sounding" and not "I'm winking while saying this" or "I'm being slightly naive but endearing". She's really trying to be gay positive, no doubt about that, but between this and saying that gays are "somewhat…

It's kinda scary/funny whenever Spears' handlers aren't around to stop her from saying really dumb shit. To wit, her claim that "Work Bitch" is an anthem in celebration of "the gays" (!). Um…

Wait…Varsity Blues is a minor teen classic, and in part that is due to Paul Walker? I thought it was due to the little brother who was into a new religion every couple of days and a teacher that strips on the side?

He was. In the commentary for that film, the filmmakers mentioned that they wanted to make a joke about that scene, and wondered who they could get to play the role of the concussed fat kid. So they just called Ron Lester and asked him if he was available to parody the one role that anyone remembers him by, and that…

For a second I thought it said The House On The Edge Of The Park and I thought, "Didn't Deodato direct that?"

It did in a pinch since the Titty Cream Pies 3 torrent didn't have enough seeds to download fast enough

Somewhere, someone is very pissed off at the fact that Scarlett Johansson will not be nominated for a Golden Globe for a vocal performance in a movie that hasn't even been released yet. I can't quite describe who this person is, but I imagine that he has that photo of Scarlett in a letterman's jacket as his desktop

Exactly! In no way would this hypothetical oscar ever be awarded to people who make a living doing voice work-it would just go to celebrities who do voice over for a project. It's not like Frank Welker will get nominated for Dr. Claw in the Inspector Gadget CGI reboot-it's going to be a lot of "Chris Rock in…

They previously had one requirement-"If your Israeli sugar daddy wines and dines us, you will win Best New Star of the Year"-but that was phased out over time.

Max Von Sydow was nominated for Best Supporting Actor for that very role

The fat fuck from 1600 Penn?