So true Odduck (and Oh That Knife): this single is beyond stale and simply not catchy. I think she's gunning for a more mature sound, a la Pink, but it just doesn't work for her. Not saying that she should stick with bubble gum aesthetic, but losing the pop hooks? Might as well have a kid and pose for People Magazine.

Much like Bill after drinking Lilith's blood, I had the following visions of the future:
1. The video will feature Katy Perry working out in some way, esp in a boxing ring/shadow boxing
2. The song will be used in awful sports montages. It won't catch on, but they will try with the sports montages first.

The funniest moment of the film was the flashback with Sam, where he's wearing a sleeveless West Virginia shirt. I laughed really hard at that one for some reason.

What's everyone's opinion on Lovelace? No doubt that she was with a brutish boyfriend who treated her like a thing, but I've had my doubts on her descriptions of the porn underworld. The fact that she only turned on the business after the failure of her non hardcore film, Linda Lovelace for President, and her Las…

I think that the film misses a great point to be made about Lovelace, who was pretty nasty looking (I wonder if they mention her giant chest scar). Lovelace had no talent-not even physical-but her fame rested on her ability to perform deep throat fellatio, something a lot of people had assumed was a sexual myth until…

Favorite moment from The Flop House? During the infamous Ding Dong Gate, when Stuart explains that he won't be sued by Full Moon Pictures for giving a false synopsis of Castle Freak due to the volumes of merchandise he has purchased from them. A close second would be the discussion on the logistics of sticking your…

The reason I love these guys? They finally answered my prayers and reviewed Marmaduke. May The Old Ones bless them with good fortune and reward them with endless Popeye's Chicken.

Yeah, I definitely remember Making Contact, which was like a rip off of ET but more batshit. I tended to confuse it with Ghost Chase, with it's green "ghost" and glacial pace.
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The Elevator Operator with the executioner's hood, greased up body, and bloodshot eyes should have had a bigger part.

I can't quite put my finger on it, but the scene where Luke is running from the witches, with the baby in the carriage being pushed down a hill to the open arms of a braying fat witch, always disturbed me. There's something about European children's films that always seemed more eerie, like there was always this weird…

I enjoyed the Grand High Witch having what looked like an orgasm while talking to Bruno Jenkins. Anjelica Huston + purple eyshadow=Hot Hot Hot

Important Questions this film raises: Is Cock-A-Leekie Soup really worse than Crest Soup?

What makes this film awful are the constant fluff pieces EVERYWHERE about how Jennifer Aniston does a fully clothed striptease and how it's the hottest thing since Wild Things' threeway.

In a world full of fairies, vampires, and shifters, the most incredulous element so far has been Holly's son going moony over A-Cups.

If the fairy daughter is only two weeks old, that means that Nicole has been pregnant for slightly less than that. If that's the case, how the fuck can Sam and Alcide smell Nicole being pregnant? A fetus has that strong of a scent that early on?

I was really hoping that Alcide would have told Sam, "So you need a new cook?" and would have ended the episode frying up tenderloins and wearing a hair net.

Is this film worth illegally downloading due to the Lohan nudity and sex scenes, or should I just wait for Celebrity Movie Archive to upload individual clips?

1.Get Me Away From Here I'm Dying
2. Seeing Other People
3. Family Tree
4. The Model
5. Your Cover's Blown
6. Step Into My Office Baby
7. It Could Have Been A Brilliant Career
8. Women's Realm
9. Waiting for the Moon to Rise
10. Storytelling

Say what you will about Fold Your Hands Child…, but Family Tree is so fucking good. Especially the ending, which is like something a child would sing while jumping rope.

Is it bad that I was more distracted by Cosby's weirdly colored nose than his sweaters?