Darren, you fucking rule. Thank you so much for the title; I knew I wasn't the only one who remembered this.

Transvestite Hooker on Phone: "You really horny?…So am I!"

Hey AV Club,

This list is bullshit without Spicy City or Perversions of Science.

Great Moments in Television History: Martin writes a massively successful and award winning porno called Eatapus Rex.

And what's with that shit eating grin on his face? What's he so happy about?

The first movie I remember seeing in theaters was Critters 2: The Main Course.

No love for the Hydra? OK, sure, wrong myth and wrong number heads, but still pretty sweet.

I can't say that I think it's his best work, but Walrus Giganticus is a pretty sweet name if nothing else.

I kinda like the Giant Golden Gryphon from The Golden Voyage of Sinbad.

The best special effect in that film was Jane Seymour's giant tits

You ever listen to someone who gained weight but the only way you can tell is from their voice? That's what Mike sounds like to me.

It's obvious that the reason why they choose to eviscerate shit like the Avengers and hell, even the Twilight series (which, while bad, is no AIP picture) because that's what people want to download. People want to laugh at how shitty Twilight is, not how shitty some obscure b-movie that they have never heard of is.…

I'm shocked that no one has gotten around to remaking Robot Monster. Ro-Man is an institution that needs to be returned to.

One thing I always remembered from Teenage Caveman: During the scene where the immortal couple are having an orgy with the teenagers, one of them (the red head) says, "I'm going to tell my mom!" as she's getting pawed at. There's just something so skin crawling about that throwaway line, like only a dirty pedo would…

"Hey honey, great news! I got my own tv show! I will play an exaggerated version of myself. And you'll love this; I created a fictitious version of you played by a gorgeous hollywood actress that I will pretend to fuck on camera. It's great when I get to live my dreams!"

I'm getting "this is a retooled Men in Black script" vibes from this one.

Whenever I look at her face, I think of Moon Pies for some reason

That was Somebody's Baby by Jackson Browne. American Girl played during that montage showing the first day of school.

I've mentioned this before, but if your only exposure to The Divinyls is "I Touch Myself", be a good friend to yourself and check out their earlier work. It's A LOT different, with Chrissy looking more like a cross between Noodle from Gorillaz and a feral Japanese schoolgirl and the sound being a bit more punky…