Burn in hell for getting free, and burn in hell for showing the way!

It was both a sad/good day when I traced my fetish for big hair and leg warmers to Riffraff's girlfriend.

It was both a sad/good day when I traced my fetish for big hair and leg warmers to Riffraff's girlfriend.

It was both a sad/good day when I traced my fetish for big hair and leg warmers to Riffraff's girlfriend.

He smoked about a billion cigs during his Wrestlemania V appearance.

He smoked about a billion cigs during his Wrestlemania V appearance.

I find it hard to believe that Morton Downey Jr wasn't constantly beating off while watching porn.

I find it hard to believe that Morton Downey Jr wasn't constantly beating off while watching porn.

Where does Wally George fit into this?

Where does Wally George fit into this?

I heard about The Missing Link being a nudist from an amazing Percy Pringle shoot. The idea of The Missing Link, Percy Pringle, and Rick Rude at a nudist camp is pretty surreal

I heard about The Missing Link being a nudist from an amazing Percy Pringle shoot. The idea of The Missing Link, Percy Pringle, and Rick Rude at a nudist camp is pretty surreal

The Psycho Yuppie is a great nickname

The Psycho Yuppie is a great nickname

Andre the Giant shitting in bathtubs is a pretty close second, although that's more funny than creepy

Andre the Giant shitting in bathtubs is a pretty close second, although that's more funny than creepy

Thunderbolt Patterson also always bitches about how Dusty Rhodes ripped him off. Never mind how fucking great Dusty was, both as a character and a performer-it all would have been Thunderbolt Patterson's if it wasn't for him. What a whiny loser.

Thunderbolt Patterson also always bitches about how Dusty Rhodes ripped him off. Never mind how fucking great Dusty was, both as a character and a performer-it all would have been Thunderbolt Patterson's if it wasn't for him. What a whiny loser.

IRAN NUMBER ONE, RUSSIA NUMBER ONE, USA, (spits/coughs up phlegm)

IRAN NUMBER ONE, RUSSIA NUMBER ONE, USA, (spits/coughs up phlegm)