As a child, I was a huge fan of Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend, some godawful Buena Vista movie that consisted largely of an ugly, rubbery sauropod staring at its reflection and Sean Young yelling, "Baby!Baby!" for 2 hours.

As a child, I was a huge fan of Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend, some godawful Buena Vista movie that consisted largely of an ugly, rubbery sauropod staring at its reflection and Sean Young yelling, "Baby!Baby!" for 2 hours.

For a high school drop out, Jesse was a huge pussy.

For a high school drop out, Jesse was a huge pussy.

Alf is responsible for that awful Scorch sitcom get greenlit, so Alf can burn in hell for all I care. Also, that one sitcom about the flapper who died and came back to earth as a maid was really awful.

Alf is responsible for that awful Scorch sitcom get greenlit, so Alf can burn in hell for all I care. Also, that one sitcom about the flapper who died and came back to earth as a maid was really awful.

I watched that god awful Mr. Nanny more times than I should, but it does have Buster Poindexter with a metal head as a bad guy so it's not a total waste

I watched that god awful Mr. Nanny more times than I should, but it does have Buster Poindexter with a metal head as a bad guy so it's not a total waste

I was thinking injections, but can you get that buff mainlining banana smoothies?

I was thinking injections, but can you get that buff mainlining banana smoothies?

Was that the one where the son is a Hare Krishna?

Was that the one where the son is a Hare Krishna?

I had them too. They were from Hardees.

I had them too. They were from Hardees.

For some reason I use the line, "Purple is my favorite color" from Ghoulies 3 alot.

For some reason I use the line, "Purple is my favorite color" from Ghoulies 3 alot.

For the millions who were disappointed that Ghoulies did not feature a Ghoulie coming out of a toliet, Ghoulies 2 not only features a scene where a Ghoulie is in a toliet, but said Ghoulie kills the slimy yuppie owner of the carnival by eating his ass

For the millions who were disappointed that Ghoulies did not feature a Ghoulie coming out of a toliet, Ghoulies 2 not only features a scene where a Ghoulie is in a toliet, but said Ghoulie kills the slimy yuppie owner of the carnival by eating his ass

The appearance of Ro-Man in the scene with Marvin the Martian made my day

The appearance of Ro-Man in the scene with Marvin the Martian made my day