Plot Holes a plenty! 
1. How did the Gotham's police force emerge from several months in the sewers clean shaven and with nicely trimmed hair? Did Bane provide them with razorblades while they were down there, or did they want to look nice for their big battle? Plus the fact that Bruce Wayne grows a beard while in the…

Plot Holes a plenty! 
1. How did the Gotham's police force emerge from several months in the sewers clean shaven and with nicely trimmed hair? Did Bane provide them with razorblades while they were down there, or did they want to look nice for their big battle? Plus the fact that Bruce Wayne grows a beard while in the…

I anxious await a flood of Bane coats this winter.

I anxious await a flood of Bane coats this winter.

Bane sounded like how I imagine a live action Dr. Claw would sound like

Bane sounded like how I imagine a live action Dr. Claw would sound like

Spacemeat, I'm totally in agreement. For me, the biggest problem was that it was just so tiring-the glaring plot holes were pretty bad too (clean cut sewer cops!) but the film just wasn't fun. I was hoping I would be quoting the film when I left-hell, why didn't Bane get any badass dialogue ? Anyways, I can't imagine…

My roommate for one year was the manager of the local porn store in and she told me that glory holes were for Ventilation. Granted, people used them as glory holes, but the official story was that they were used because apparently a hole in a wall is a good way to get fresh air in.

My roommate for one year was the manager of the local porn store in and she told me that glory holes were for Ventilation. Granted, people used them as glory holes, but the official story was that they were used because apparently a hole in a wall is a good way to get fresh air in.

4. Howard Stern as the Scarecrow
5. A black Robin who works as Batman's Mechanic
6. Penguin and Catwoman team up to look for buried treasure

4. Howard Stern as the Scarecrow
5. A black Robin who works as Batman's Mechanic
6. Penguin and Catwoman team up to look for buried treasure

Has there ever been any Batman stories that dealt with the whole Batman as a pederast? I mean, there's obviously been essays written about it, and who could forget The Midnight Mink from The Brat Pack (which I'm shocked hasn't been made into a movie yet), but is there anything else? It strikes me as something that…

Has there ever been any Batman stories that dealt with the whole Batman as a pederast? I mean, there's obviously been essays written about it, and who could forget The Midnight Mink from The Brat Pack (which I'm shocked hasn't been made into a movie yet), but is there anything else? It strikes me as something that…

One of the several (!) porn parodies of Batman, I believe BatFuck, featured Nick Manning yelling out, "Dropping BatLoads down your fucking throat" when he gave Catwoman a facial. I don't know if we deserved that, but I'm glad it exists.

One of the several (!) porn parodies of Batman, I believe BatFuck, featured Nick Manning yelling out, "Dropping BatLoads down your fucking throat" when he gave Catwoman a facial. I don't know if we deserved that, but I'm glad it exists.

More or less. Heavily autotuned. Songs are mostly about getting drunk and having sex. That's about it.

More or less. Heavily autotuned. Songs are mostly about getting drunk and having sex. That's about it.

Hey HipsterDBag, in his book Tales of Times Square, Josh Friedman talks to a Bodega owner about the whole straw business. The owner tells him that he does this because he assumes that people are buying sodas to mix with liquor and that a straw would be handy.

Hey HipsterDBag, in his book Tales of Times Square, Josh Friedman talks to a Bodega owner about the whole straw business. The owner tells him that he does this because he assumes that people are buying sodas to mix with liquor and that a straw would be handy.

I imagine Elliot's brother looks just like Eddie Deezen.