I love the Warriors, but fuck is that director's cut annoying.

I like the fact that the hosts of KaBlam! were named Henry and June.

I like the fact that the hosts of KaBlam! were named Henry and June.

He's an old fashioned guy, very allegorical

He's an old fashioned guy, very allegorical

One of my favorite character moments is when the crew is all discussing how disgusting Vito as, and Patsy remains the only one who quite clearly doesn't give a shit about what Vito does. I always pegged Patsy as a pragmatist.

One of my favorite character moments is when the crew is all discussing how disgusting Vito as, and Patsy remains the only one who quite clearly doesn't give a shit about what Vito does. I always pegged Patsy as a pragmatist.

If this isn't the first post when the Johnny Cakes episode comes up, I'll weep blood

If this isn't the first post when the Johnny Cakes episode comes up, I'll weep blood

My question: Remember when the Alpha Betas burned down their house? This was caused by a guy creating a "fireball" by drinking everclear, and the guy in question (JD Salinger's kid in real life!) looks like a fucking hillbilly with overalls. Why was this guy hanging out with the Alpha Betas? Was he their Bluto?

My question: Remember when the Alpha Betas burned down their house? This was caused by a guy creating a "fireball" by drinking everclear, and the guy in question (JD Salinger's kid in real life!) looks like a fucking hillbilly with overalls. Why was this guy hanging out with the Alpha Betas? Was he their Bluto?

She was the house mother at the Pi's sorority. She was featured during the panty raid, preventing Booger and Takeshi from molesting that girl.

She was the house mother at the Pi's sorority. She was featured during the panty raid, preventing Booger and Takeshi from molesting that girl.

I imagine Sly looking over the dallies and saying to himself, "You know what this needs? Music by my brother Frank!"

I imagine Sly looking over the dallies and saying to himself, "You know what this needs? Music by my brother Frank!"

In my world, "Goodbye Eddie Goodbye" would have charted.

In my world, "Goodbye Eddie Goodbye" would have charted.

I imagine Jem and the Holograms playing music that sounds like the opening theme of Mannequin, not the warmed over horse shit they actually played. For god's sake, The Beverly Hills Teen theme song is better than anything The Holograms or the Misfits played.

I imagine Jem and the Holograms playing music that sounds like the opening theme of Mannequin, not the warmed over horse shit they actually played. For god's sake, The Beverly Hills Teen theme song is better than anything The Holograms or the Misfits played.

Zack: "Now Screech, you have to dress up as an Irish washer woman in order to infiltrate the girl's lockeroom and convince them to sing into your mop handle, which houses a hidden microphone."