Munich during Oktoberfest, with a side trip to Salzberg to see where they shot Sound of Music. I've seen a few films and footage of Germans in their biergartens, and…is it possible to be homesick for someplace you've never been? And Sound of Music is a fucking great movie.

Suuuhhhh kyuuuuute!

It's interracial dating.

Being gay is the funniest thing a man can do. Apparently.

There are Spanish episodes on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/chan… I can't imagine it's legal, but I'll enjoy it while it lasts.

Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.

You mean you "goetta hungry."

British holidaymakers? Sounds classy.

The A.V. Club

She does like Bud Light, too.

So, what are you going to do if/when it comes to light? Act surprised?

Fluffy Forest. Brings to mind a lot of '70s-style body hair.

That's horrible. I'm so sorry.

I need advice. I'm going to a Mexican-themed party Sunday (OK, fine, it's a La Voz Kids finale party). What's the best Mexican beer to bring? My mom always bought Corona, but my mom puts Sierra Mist in her wine.

Congratulations! Coming to your friends and family instead of making them come to you all at the same time is a brilliant idea.

One of those bags of popcorn was for his date, OK? She didn't show up because she's very busy with her modeling career. She lives in Canada, which is why you've never met her.

Those covers with the cutouts in them were so intriguing! My mom read those books when I was little. Then when they were all the rage in 8th grade, she wouldn't let me read them, which was SO UNFAIR.

That part bothers me because she said, "And you came jumping out [of the window] after me" and he doesn't even address it. He just keeps going with what he had planned to say. Where's the give and take? Where's the yes and? It just seems kind of controlling and takes me out of the whole "we're crazy hippies in LOOOVE"…

The two-parter about Harper High School earlier this year was fantastic. The second part is a little more positive than the first, fortunately.

I live in Minnesota, so I've had all the Ventura impressions I can handle.