10 inches. I know this because I cut off 8 inches last summer. Had I known, I might have waited a few more months (although the ends were pretty ragged).

You're adorable.

I think he's better at interviews, especially interviews with people he admires (like the Newhart episode), than at JJGo shootin' the shit type things. He is a funny guy, but if you're interrupting somebody, it had better be good. (I'm trying to break myself of the interrupting habit, so maybe that's why I notice it…

I'm glad Jesse Thorn is out there doing what he's doing, but I've recently decided I don't care to listen to it on a regular basis. Maybe I'm just burned out because I used to be a huge fan, but I have 4 episodes backlogged and I'm just never in the mood.

I'm listening to it right now. Dan is reading her TO FILTH. It's fantastic.

Case in point 2: Freddie Mercury. http://www.biography.com/im…

I'm reading The 39 Deaths of Adam Strand because Tasha's review made it sound really good, but I'm just not feeling it. If it doesn't grab my interest in about 20 more pages, I'm ditching it. To be fair, I haven't had much time to really get into it lately.

::raises hand:: This show is one of the ways that AV Club has enriched my life, since I probably wouldn't have checked it out otherwise.

Judge Judy makes $45 million/year. She films a year's worth of episodes in a week, flying in from NY to CA on her private jet.

Except when Jesus carried it.

Daddy, what's Vietnam?

"Daddy, what's martial law?"

The word "immediately" really makes this anecdote for me.

Honey rustlers?

You know Uncle Kracker only goes to Hard Rock in the hopes that someone will recognize him. The least he could do is tip well.

I remember talking about it in college (1998ish) as "OMG, did you hear that Richard Gere, etc.?" Nobody ever mentioned the mutilation parts. And nobody I talked to thought that "all gays" did this, but I guess I kind of thought that somebody, somewhere probably tried it. I remember when this column was first run, and…

@avclub-7e8cb5792e983d9e3cc688cff1fea369:disqus Ho, shit, Destiny Turns on the Radio. I forgot all about that. Tailor made for WHM.

Soggy tuna sandwich was great. Some of the Schwimmer impressions sounded more like Bill Clinton, which was amusing in itself.

I'll probably pick up JewBall. Thanks for the endorsement—it sounds good, and I like baseball books. EDIT: Wait, it's about basketball? Oh, well, I'll still check it out.

It's like people who say, "I'm the nicest person in the world unless you piss me off." Well, then you're not the nicest person in the world.