My mom would watch the show and just keep saying, "They are so real! And so fat!" I remember her being impressed with the fact that they'd show Roseanne and Dan in bed together and their sheets would be all bunched up at the foot of the bed instead of pulled up tight and tucked in.

My mom would watch the show and just keep saying, "They are so real! And so fat!" I remember her being impressed with the fact that they'd show Roseanne and Dan in bed together and their sheets would be all bunched up at the foot of the bed instead of pulled up tight and tucked in.

Yes, he assaulted Jay-Z's lighting director—R. Kelly had hired his own lighting guy. Not sure if that's unusual or not.

Yes, he assaulted Jay-Z's lighting director—R. Kelly had hired his own lighting guy. Not sure if that's unusual or not.

I'm not familiar with the music, but I did read the Smoking Gun document about Jay-Z's breach of contract lawsuit against R. Kelly:

I'm not familiar with the music, but I did read the Smoking Gun document about Jay-Z's breach of contract lawsuit against R. Kelly:

@avclub-55e3810d28d3d3b098f2405b29602eea:disqus : I like that kind of rapping in a major way

@avclub-55e3810d28d3d3b098f2405b29602eea:disqus : I like that kind of rapping in a major way

In the words of The Jerk, I just want to be in there somewhere.

In the words of The Jerk, I just want to be in there somewhere.

Paul F Tompkins off the cuff vs Paul F Tompkins with time to write and prepare is like, I don't know, original recipe vs extra crispy.

Paul F Tompkins off the cuff vs Paul F Tompkins with time to write and prepare is like, I don't know, original recipe vs extra crispy.

Riley Keogh is Elvis's granddaughter.

Riley Keogh is Elvis's granddaughter.

::Uncle Phil throws Jazz out the door::

::Uncle Phil throws Jazz out the door::

Working Title: Beat on the Brat

Working Title: Beat on the Brat

Whispering eye shoutout on Stop Podcasting Yourself! What's up, Dave?

Whispering eye shoutout on Stop Podcasting Yourself! What's up, Dave?