Yes, everyone, listen to the man spending two hours trolling a comment section for a cartoon. Clearly he knows all about wasting one's life.

Yep, cause my friend who lost her sister to a murder doesn't openly weep watching this show thinking about her nephews and their mother.

The little bits where suddenly Steven-as-unreliable-narrator shine through make me laugh, too.

Yeah, grown ass adults should spend upwards of two hours arguing in the comments section of what they're deriding as a children's show.

"You people and the fact that you enjoy something I don't disgust me!!"

You forgot "That just raises further questions!"

"All I wanna do/
Is see you turn into/
A giant woman/
A GIANT WOMAN!!"

There's an episode where his age keeps fluctuating because he gets convinced he needs to stop acting like a kid.

Also, in this episode, her throwaway comment when Amethyst says that fusing and maintaining it is really difficult:
"Not for me."

I remember Metroid Prime 1 and 2 had incredible music design. There was one water level where there was like a trip-hop remix of the music from Meridia in Super Metroid. Hah, remember my roommates used to not complain when I was playing it cause the enjoyed the soundtrack.

HEEEYYOOOOO!!

What, do you just have essays about Kissinger's involvement in atrocities in Southeast Asia lined up ready to copy-paste into comment sections, or what?

Jesus I still yell "Bees!" apropos of absolutely nothing sometimes when asked a question because of that.

The one where he read the letter on the air that explicitly said, "Please do not read any more letters on the air."

It's that you can go nuts spending on your dinner and just put a penny in your account when you get back, and retroactively have paid for your dinner after the fact.

Uh, you saw the part where she specifies "Willow in the first couple seasons" right?

I dunno, it did me some good.

Cause it's not like the undead is a perennial horror trope that goes back millennia or anything.

So the problem is her telling people she receives death threats, not the fact that someone threatened her family.

That's what I thought of. Though the episode definitely undercuts the dissatisfaction part.