Oh god… Cheerwine. Damn you, California, why can't you have Cheerwine?!

I agree with the first part of the sentence, but I feel the need to point out that it's got five words too many for it to be true.

I agree with the first part of the sentence, but I feel the need to point out that it's got five words too many for it to be true.

Which is monstrously stupid, because if that were the case, then they don't need to come up with some stupid reason why people would be able to manipulate the reality of the Matrix with their minds.

Which is monstrously stupid, because if that were the case, then they don't need to come up with some stupid reason why people would be able to manipulate the reality of the Matrix with their minds.

I agree, I think I liked this just because it revealed that Finn usually has nightmares about all the horrible things he's faced.

I agree, I think I liked this just because it revealed that Finn usually has nightmares about all the horrible things he's faced.

Yeah, you could totes see the shmutz on the hands pulling the batteries out of Bebe.

Yeah, you could totes see the shmutz on the hands pulling the batteries out of Bebe.

I did, but it was because I dreamed that I went back to visit my childhood family home, where we'd planted nearly an orchard's worth of various fruit trees (Seriously, like, a dozen different fruit trees).  I found a family of cracker WASP yuppies living there, and as we walked into the backyard I saw all the trees…

I did, but it was because I dreamed that I went back to visit my childhood family home, where we'd planted nearly an orchard's worth of various fruit trees (Seriously, like, a dozen different fruit trees).  I found a family of cracker WASP yuppies living there, and as we walked into the backyard I saw all the trees…

In Soviet Russia, the belt seats you!

In Soviet Russia, the belt seats you!

I didn't know "50 Shades" was a fanfic about Bella and Edward, but from having read a couple of the awful, awful Twilight books I can say with supreme confidence that Twilight ALREADY read like a goddamned explicit BDSM novel (and I say this as someone who has read several, from the Marketplace series to Ann Rice's…

I didn't know "50 Shades" was a fanfic about Bella and Edward, but from having read a couple of the awful, awful Twilight books I can say with supreme confidence that Twilight ALREADY read like a goddamned explicit BDSM novel (and I say this as someone who has read several, from the Marketplace series to Ann Rice's…

The "Instantaneous Communication" thing never really bothered me.  I mean, it's something like a 14 minute delay just to broadcast something to Mars.  Imagine how big a pain in the ass that would be.

The "Instantaneous Communication" thing never really bothered me.  I mean, it's something like a 14 minute delay just to broadcast something to Mars.  Imagine how big a pain in the ass that would be.

I agree. Those first two episodes were surprisingly dire.

I agree. Those first two episodes were surprisingly dire.

Yeah, but I'm not going to judge, because "Neutopia" was a fucking shitpile, yet that season gave us "The Late Philip J. Fry".