This is one of my biggest problems with the movie.  If they're supposed to be a boxing robot, then just having it be directly controlled by the Huge Ackman would be cheating, wouldn't it?  I mean, it's not really a robot anymore, just a glorified remote-controlled toy.

Fading away isn't enough.  I want him wrapped in duct tape, tossed in a trunk, the car crushed into a cube, the cube thrown into a river and the river hurled into space.

I hate him because he sucks, and because I've had to listen to that fucking song during every god damned commercial break for the past month.

The fact that that fucking garbage has been assaulting me during every commercial break on Comedy Central has not only steeled my will to never, ever, EVER watch anything this hack does, but to punch him right in his face should I ever have the opportunity.

Seriously.  If you couldn't laugh at the Black Bush sketch ("Mars, bitches!") then I posit that you're actually just a pathetic shriveled husk of a human.

Nothing, as long as it's not an oatmeal cookie.

Actually, yeah.  One of the least egregious failings of modern cinema.

Yeah, I've had a slow-burning hatred of Bob Dylan ever since I had to read "Chronicles" for a fucking American History class in my damn hippy college.

And in the new series he's casually said that he's a father before.

A ventriloquist dummy that moves on it's own?  Still scarier.  I know how to deal with a dude that outweighs me, but a room full of wooden dummies that all turn to look at me when I walk in?  Fucking horrifying.

I watch the hell out of this show and it still sounds dirty.

The Russians just sat there shivering while Russia defeated the Nazis.

I'll say it right now:

Two(ish) Words:

I'm sorry, but…  Eegah!

Some environmental activists tried to torch the house of a biological researcher in UC Santa Cruz when I was there a few years back.

Dammit, that's really good.

I dunno, Sideshow Bob Roberts is pretty fucking funny:

They do say that in the Moon episode.

Yeah, I thought they were doing a little dig at the medical dramas where it turns out to be parasites or something at the last minute.