oh god
ira glass, the face of npr

fucking great!
that would be an even bigger waste than michel gondry doing the green hornet

"you are just one of those unattractive people who are totally bitter against people like me"
easy to speak

yes, please explain that nonsense. i just don't believe it.

hah, this must be the most elegant yet creepiest way to say you are gonna masturbate ive ever heard. nice.

hey
best article bout kevin smith ive ever read

^amazing

and it wont be helena bonham carter
there's gonna be a hella boning in your farter

harry is a smart dude, but hes like a nerd with no social grace.. he doesnt understand the politics of the ad world.

now this is more like it
that would be amazing!

keep the crap
sometimes the shit parts like the songs are great for smoke breaks or for getting more popcorn or taking a dump or whatever. the oscars are long and the commercials dont cut it for all the other shit i gotta do

the thing with drinking is that everyone seems hyper aware that the awards are being shown to "billions of people" or that the "entire world is watching" .. you wouldnt really wanna be all that drunk when the best thing happens to you on tv with all those people watching

often they give awards to sub par movies/performances out of legacy or "lets award them cause we thought they were dead but they came back and made a somewhat decent movie". thats a quote

twitter and awards
anything that makes twitter go nuts is the lamest thing ever

ya so sad op

whatever im just saying get fuckin bob hope to host your bob hope show

here you are now
the most hopeful that any awards shows could be is exactly representative of what they are. you know what that means, so think about it and come to the exact conclusion that you have based your entire lives upon.

fucked up
and lame

ya i think there is a big difference between the news and the articles.

fuuuuck
im getting a little sick of the avclub. im starting to get the feeling that ya'll are just huge losers while perhaps being mean-spirited cause you boring