Haven't seen Twelve, but Thirteen seemed like a lot of effort and talent, on screen and off, in the service of fuck all.

I was just wondering the other day, "What ever happened to Joss Stone?" for some reason.

I have a friend who can't look at him because his eyebrows make him look like a "slathering rapist."

Don't encourage him.

STOP signing off your fucking comments.

It's what you do when you're quoting someone. You put quotation marks around the quote.

You're welcome. Any time.

40 pages in … it's riveting. Knew I was on to a winner from the opening paragraph:

Her defeat of The Mummy using only her furry front bottom was entirely predictable.

I wonder if she'll be scanning these comments for the phrase "I would definitely tap that"?

LOOK OUT
WASP!

Pedants For Higher Standards In Copying and Pasting (PFHSCP)
You're pushing the boundaries of acceptable copying and pasting practice, Scott.

Real Estate
Real Estate is a lovely summer album. Though I may be a hardened ex-indiekid whose floppy fringe has been shorn by the cruel scissors of life, this is an indie album full of simple pleasures I can enjoy.

Because everyone's riding bicycles?

Tron: Swanson

The correct answer is: very awesome.

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Thanks for the tip, Penguin. Just ordered it.

It went to Joke Jail.

His wife left him because his songs are terrible